I'll tell you the truth. I'm sitting here two glasses of wine deep... trying to come up with some funny "fluffer" to put before this post about glittery stuff, which I created earlier today. I have written and erased my "fluff" like six times. The buzz from the wine has resulted in the fact that I think everything that I am writing is funny... but I'm guessing it is most likely not really that funny and more like blather. Accordingly, I will sign off with probably the worst opener "fluff" I have ever and will ever write: I like sparkly stuff. Here is some sparkly stuff. Boom.
1. Make an oreo olallieberry chocolate layer cake with gold flake topping... and then eat the whole thing all by yourself!
1. Make an oreo olallieberry chocolate layer cake with gold flake topping... and then eat the whole thing all by yourself!
2. Make glitter magnets... and then post up Polaroids of all of your friends making their funniest/ugliest/best shakey face on your refrigerator. Don't know what a shakey face is? Google it :)
3. Make glitter heart cake toppers... for the cake you will eat all by yourself. Refer back to #1.
4. Buy a ridiculously loud gold dress... cause you know you wanna look like a sexy disco ball.
6. Buy yourself a nice diamond ring...just for you, cause you can, cause you are a bad ass woman!
7. Buy a sweet pinata... fill with mini booze bottles, throw a party, smash it all to hell with your friends, and drink to your heart's delight!
Love this glitz and glam love!
ReplyDeleteha you're the cutest! loved hearing your writing "process". and of course i love all things glittery. i might need to make those magnets!! have a great weekend darling!
ReplyDelete-- jackie @ jade and oak
All this glitter makes me smile!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE that dress!! Perfect for NYE! You should do more tipsy posts, totally entertaining! Love you! XOXO
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ReplyDeleteHAha no fluff needed. Sparkles make me so happy!
ReplyDeleteI kind of want a booze pinata at my wedding. Is that acceptable? I hope so.
ReplyDeleteHappy Friday!
I want to make everything drip with glitter now!
ReplyDeleteSuch an awesome tips;) we all need a sparkle once in a while;)I'm in for a gold dress!
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Alexandra
www.fashion-bridge.blogspot.com
I am in love with the glitter cake topping! Will definitely try this! Thank you for such a great tip! x
ReplyDeleteHa! Great post! I'm digging the glitter heart cake toppers...and that dress!
ReplyDeleteOMG that cake!!!!! want now :)
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